I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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