I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
