It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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