remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm always down for nudity.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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