Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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