How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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