I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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