Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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