Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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