so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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