I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
