You work out of a Hotel?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
