He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
