Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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