Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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