? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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