i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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