ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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