I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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