Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
dude. I can hear the air.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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