they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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