If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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