thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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