do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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