I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My penis needs a shock collar
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I believe in your delicious
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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