Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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