My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need to align my fucking chakras
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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