and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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