I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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