No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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