Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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