So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Are we still banned from the library?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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