i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
