The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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