Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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