how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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