i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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