I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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