Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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