none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I think people are normalizing furries
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
