How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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