you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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