We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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