Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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