small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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