how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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