Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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