Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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