do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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