Duck Duck Cougar?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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