I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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